I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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