You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I hate all girls vehemently.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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