Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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