I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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