well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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