i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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