I bet he comes in French.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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