How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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