I love black thongs
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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