who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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