An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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