they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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