If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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