ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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