what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
