is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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