Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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