Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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