I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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