That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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