I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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