Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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