Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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