Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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