Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
