I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
This is my gift to your gina
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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