i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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