there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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