seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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