I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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