She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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