All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
