I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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