You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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