i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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