IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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