Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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