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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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