we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
