My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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