He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
