If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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