i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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