OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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