I'm drive I can fine osifer
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize