butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Randomize
