On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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