I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
