Dual....:-)
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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