it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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