help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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