these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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