...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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