Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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