So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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