It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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