..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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