This is not my ceiling
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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