Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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